D: Hi Carmen.
C: Carmen! My name’s not Carmen!
D: I thought you were Carmen Electra.
C: I keep hearing that name. Anyway I used to keep hearing it. Whoever she is, that’s not me.
D: I’m disappointed.
D: I always wanted to meet Carmen Electra.
C: You mean you mistook me out of wishful thinking?
D: Wishful thinking is a powerful force, you know.
C: Tell me about it.