D: Hi Carmen.

C: Carmen! My name’s not Carmen!

D: I thought you were Carmen Electra.

C: I keep hearing that name. Anyway I used to keep hearing it. Whoever she is, that’s not me.

D: I’m disappointed.

C: Why?

D: I always wanted to meet Carmen Electra.

C: You mean you mistook me out of wishful thinking?

D: Wishful thinking is a powerful force, you know.

C: Tell me about it.