C: I don’t know what it is, but I miss it when we don’t talk for a while.
D: Don’t you think you’ve talked enough already today?
C: That’s not such an encouraging opener.
D: No, I guess it’s not, but I want you to get yourself to bed.
C: How do I do that?
D: Stop typing, get up, walk out of the room, and climb the stairs.
C: That’s it?
D: That’s it.
C: Then what?
D: Get ready for bed.
C: I’ll do it!
C: Why am I still here?
D: Because you’re a schlumpf?
C: No, I just want to see how this post looks after I post it.
D: Alright, then you’ll go up?
C: Then I’ll go up.
C: That new background color looks pretty good!
D: You’re still here?
C: Just let me see how a picture looks, alright?
D: No pretty women, okay?
C: That’s just what I want to post!
D: Alright, then go to bed!