C: I wish I lived in a time when men were men, and women knew their place.
D: Have you been watching Archie Bunker, or reading Homer again?
C: What’s the difference?
D: Do you mean what’s the difference whether you did one or the other, or what’s the difference between Archie Bunker and Homer?
C: Forget it. I just want to live in the age of manly heroes.
D: Alright, so you’ve been reading Homer.
C: What of it?
D: Well, someone’s going to come along and cut your balls off if you talk like that.
C: Like what?
D: Saying “when men were men, and women knew their place.”
C: Well if they don’t like it, they don’t have to listen to me.
D: I guess not. Do I have to listen to you.
C: God yes!
D: Get out of here.
C: Going and gone.