C: I wish I lived in a time when men were men, and women knew their place.

D: Have you been watching Archie Bunker, or reading Homer again?

C: What’s the difference?

D: Do you mean what’s the difference whether you did one or the other, or what’s the difference between Archie Bunker and Homer?

C: Forget it. I just want to live in the age of manly heroes.

D: Alright, so you’ve been reading Homer.

C: What of it?

D: Well, someone’s going to come along and cut your balls off if you talk like that.

C: Like what?

D: Saying “when men were men, and women knew their place.”

C: Well if they don’t like it, they don’t have to listen to me.

D: I guess not. Do I have to listen to you.

C: God yes!

D: Get out of here.

C: Going and gone.

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