Dad: Did you hear? E. got into Georgetown!
Mom: That’s great. I wonder if she wants to go.
Dad: Don’t know, but I think they’re a bunch of goddamn Jesuit conservatives down there! She can’t go to Georgetown.
Mom: But —
Dad: They’ll have her taking philosophy and theology, and other stuff like that, probably from people in cassocks. I mean, look at the pope: that shows what you get from the Jesuits.
Mom: I think the pope is Franciscan.
Dad: See what I mean? A flaming goddamn communist! What do you expect from a Franciscan? That’s all we need for our daughter!
In the end, E. followed her dad’s advice and entered a local convent.