Here’s an arty video about alcohol and sex:

In case you didn’t catch it, here is one of the choruses:

Yeah the women tear their blouses off
And the men they dance on the polka-dots
And it’s partner found, it’s partner lost
And it’s hell to pay when the fiddler stops
It’s closing time

In the second line about polka-dots, following the first line about blouses off, you think “No, he can’t mean that!” Then you think, “Yeah, but it’s a song about sex. Of course he means that!”

Enjoy the video. It’s good.

Note: This Closing Time note to be confused with a song of the same title, recorded by the Semisonics.